And so, this is the big one.

I trawl the whole of cardom to bring you seven great cars and truffle the undergrowth looking for seven automotive disasters.

The good ones - the Ferraris, the Porches and the Aston Martins are driven to within an inch of their lives on the track. Some are even handed over to the Stig who makes a guest appearance.

The bad ones are killed. Sawn in half. Hung, drawn and quartered. They`re hammered and blown to pieces with dynamite and their skeletons left in the open to rot.

I even find time for a game of car jousting.

It`s Heaven then, and Hell.