1. You Stupid C**t
2. Coughin' Contest
3. Cancer
4. Non Stop Dancer/My Mum Song
5. Joan Crawford
6. Norman the Carpet
7. How's Your Mother
8. Back of the Cab
9. Alfie Noakes
10. Nurse
11. In the Cubicles
12. Ross McPharter
13. Hello Colin
14. Having a W**k
15. I Saw This Bloke
16. Parking Offense
17. Members Only
18. Valerie's Hymen
19. Mother
20. Young Dudley Moore Performs "Jump"